Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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As you grow older it will avoid you.
This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation.
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The older you get the more it costs.
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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.
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I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent.
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Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair.
Fun is like life insurance.
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Old age is like underwear.
Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20.
Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday.
Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.
Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away.
You ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet.
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Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.
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